Dear blog,

today, I’d like to tell you about my ongoing plans bombing the planet to it’s deserved death. I thought about anthrax, too, but then I had not enough of the anthrax spores to get an aerosol which would infect a whole city in a few hours, which I think is necessary; otherwise the city will be evacuated soon.

If it’s luck or not, dear blog, I found a solution to my problem. I’ll wipe out hundred thousands of people! I found a good source of high radiating uranium and some explosives. I’ll think that will do the trick.

So ein Unsinn (heise newsticker)!